"Welcome to Beast to Best Training Class! My name is Zombie. What's your name?"
"Cool Name! That's the name of my uncle on my mom's side! Come on in!"
"Meet my parents, Drew and Megan. They are the 'two-legged' trainers, and do the talking while I demonstrate and look pretty! On Saturday mornings, we teach the Beast to Best group classes together!"
"Here I am training Megan how to play with different colored balls. She is SOOOO smart!!!! She picked it up right away."
"This position is called an 'OOK'. Just like your mother said 'OOK straight ahead and mind your manners!'"
"This is sooo cool and I can even pratice agility when it's raining cats and dogs. Hey! If it's raining cats, why aren't we outside???"
"In a climb position, I wait for the "Free" command. I can stay here all day!....Uh, could you scratch my back for me?"
"Do I zig first or zag first?"
"Watch me make the world tilt!"
"I did it! I did it!"
"Agility is the sport of SPORTS!!! Wanna see me do it again?"
"Check out my audience in the background! When they get to be BEAST2BEST dogs they can do this too! Well, I gotta to take off for now. Come by and let us 'Tame the Beast in your Best friend'... Hope to see ya soon!"